475: Baby Was Dump

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2022

⏱️ 46 minutes

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This week we've got all the basic elements you need to make a regular features: Uber. Baby. Vibraphone. Capeesh?

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0:00.0	Regular regular regular features a regular regular regular
0:03.3	regular features a regular regular features a regular
0:06.4	Hello and welcome to regular features the podcast that is exactly the same every single week
0:15.6	That's correct my name is Gavin Murphy today I'm joined by mr. Joseph Scrabbles
0:19.2	Hello and mr. John Logbly.
0:21.8	God bless you.
0:22.8	Thank you very much.
0:24.2	All we got going on this week, boys?
0:27.6	I am going to present a little business opportunity to one John Longblyth, who I feel is running a pub that isn't at maximum chalk capacity.
0:38.6	Running it into the ground.
0:41.3	The Nottingham ledger said.
0:43.7	That's the headlines this week.
0:46.7	3.2 stars on TripAdvisor.
0:50.2	The landlord seems anti-customer.
0:58.9	The landlord is uninhibited.
1:02.4	Uninhibited in his disgust at your face.
1:06.3	The landlord today was walking around with a blue Henry,
1:09.9	sucking piss from everywhere I could see.
1:13.3	What's going on?
1:14.5	In some places, I couldn't.
1:16.3	Where is all the piss in this pub?
1:20.4	He said, we don't have BT sport, but you can watch me suck the piss out of this trough.
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