#4744 If You Don't Stand For Subway, You Stand For No Way

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2026

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

There's much, much kismet in today's podcast, as Luke and Andrew's conversations about sandwiches and podcasting are echoed by the listeners. Plus, the Osbourne family plans to resurrect Ozzy using A.I. and "digital DNA", and Luke wants to sunset a slang phrase that he's heard enough of.

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0:00.0	I have 85. Do I have 90?
0:02.0	I have 90 from the man with the face at table 4.
0:05.0	This is terrible. You don't know what you're doing?
0:08.0	Adam Sandler?
0:09.0	Yeah, that's right. I collect antiquities. I'm a serious person.
0:13.0	I'm writing a movie right now about the Russian Revolution.
0:16.0	Oh, really? Who does Kevin James play in it?
0:18.0	Ah, it's a serious movie.
0:20.0	Trotsky. Ah's a serious movie.
0:21.3	Trotsky.
0:22.4	Ah, there it is.
0:24.5	TBTL.
0:29.9	Hey, somebody has run out on the field.
0:32.7	Some goofball in a hat and a red shirt.
0:34.3	Now he takes off the shirt.
0:36.1	He's running down the middle by the 50.
0:37.1	He's at the 30.
0:38.5	He's bare chested and banging his chest. Now he runs the opposite way. He runs at the 50. He runs in the 40. The guy is drunk,
0:45.1	but there he goes. Paint your bald spot? I don't. Do you paint your bald spot?
0:49.2	Paint your bald spot? I'm sick. The world of cheeses is strange and intimidating and, frankly, it's terrifying to me.
0:57.0	Sometimes a little comic relief is the best way to deliver a serious message.
1:01.0	I don't believe you're seriously considering listening to these names.
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