#4743 You Just Can't Win With Snorting Things

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2026

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Luke had an uplifting interaction with his neighbor this morning. Meanwhile, Andrew's hunt for some misplaced office supplies offers a deeper look into his problematic personality. They also discuss the young baseball umpire who went viral with his mature handling of a tough situation with an adult coach. And they find out what happens when a comedian just tells the same joke over and over and over again on the same stage.

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0:00.0	Well, I just think I'd feel much better about it if we could lock down a great representation visually of what my brand is.
0:07.0	Okay, so how exactly would you describe your brand?
0:10.0	It's like aesthetically or cinematographically, if that's a word.
0:14.0	It's not.
0:15.0	I feel like it's everything you loved about the classic movies of our childhood, like Sandlot, Billy Madison, Apocalypse Now, Happy Gilmore, Clueless.
0:23.6	But at the same time, I feel like my brand is not rooted in the past.
0:26.6	It's actually very forward thinking and futuristic.
0:29.6	It's like, imagine what 2090 is like, but like it's being described by someone who's from 1920. T-T-T-L.
0:40.3	G.
0:45.3	Guess what day it is.
0:46.3	Guess what day it is?
0:48.3	It's Friday.
0:50.3	Friday!
0:51.3	Gotta get down on Friday.
0:53.3	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend!
0:56.0	So I'm what's known as a psychic medium, but I'm also clear sentient, which means that
1:00.0	I feel my angels.
1:02.0	I'm also clairvoyant, which means I can see.
1:05.0	I'm also clear audience, which is most of the time I actually hear, I hear voices, and I also do financial
1:12.5	advising. I'm not handling this well. I don't feel competent. I'm depressed. It's kind of weird.
1:16.9	I feel like I'm being interrogated, but by someone who doesn't really want to know anything
1:20.4	important. All right. Hello. Good morning and welcome everyone to a Friday edition of
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