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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2026
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew talk about Stephen Colbert's return to television -- this time, cable access television in Monroe, MI. And they get a very inspiring update about the TBTL Junior Sluggers!
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| 0:00.0 | Back in 2018, the state of Michigan legalized recreational marijuana. |
| 0:05.0 | And here in Monroe, a string of dispensaries off I-75 has come to be known as the Green Mile. |
| 0:11.0 | Though if I were naming a cannabis district after a Tom Hanks movie, |
| 0:15.0 | I think I go with forest hemp, or the dank Vinci code, |
| 0:20.0 | or maybe catch me if you cannabis or possibly |
| 0:23.6 | Toc story a weed of their own smoking private resin Larry Chronic Joe versus the |
| 0:31.3 | vaporizer burner and hooch Turner and Hash you pot mail, the Munchy Pit, a bluntful day Indica neighborhood, |
| 0:44.3 | stash, that thing you do, parentheses, smoke weed, grassed away, the bong fire of the vanities, |
| 0:52.3 | or just Cloud Atlas. |
| 0:57.8 | Have you ever been to the Green Mile, Jack? |
| 0:59.3 | I have not. |
| 1:00.2 | You've not been there. |
| 1:03.7 | But I like for Splash, you could do hash or stash. |
| 1:05.1 | That's kind of, you have two choices. |
| 1:05.6 | You could. |
| 1:07.9 | Too late now, sadly. |
| 1:12.8 | In January of 2019, you've got to say these things earlier, |
| 1:15.4 | like saying that during rehearsal would have been better because then we could have had it. |
| 1:16.3 | Right. |
| 1:16.7 | Okay. |
| 1:17.3 | At this point, it just seems like criticism. |
| 1:21.7 | TBTL. |
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