#4733 The Perfectly Worst Person

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2026

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discuss the final broadcast of the Late Show with Stephen Colbert and the end of an era in culture and broadcasting. They talk about a ruling that bans the ubiquitous "Kars 4 Kids" commercial in California. And a listener writes in with a confession about her Facebook Marketplace behavior.

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0:00.0	Send this video to a bully.
0:02.0	Hey, if you've been bullying my friend here's a little fun fact.
0:06.0	You might immediately want to stop.
0:09.0	Yes, I punch metal for fun and I do not give an absolute damn.
0:12.0	I might be the baddest mother fluffer on this entire planet.
0:16.0	I even have scars on my pinky.
0:18.0	T.
0:19.0	TBTL. T-T-T-L.
0:21.5	T-B-T-L.
0:27.1	Guess what day it is?
0:29.3	Guess what day it is.
0:31.1	It's Friday, Friday.
0:33.4	Gonna get down on Friday.
0:36.1	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
0:54.2	Would you ever run into a musical group works out of Kansas City City, calls themselves Four Jackson, a Jill. They've been at a Ramad in there for about 18 months. If you're ever in Kansas City and you want to hear some good music, you might want to drop by. I'm not trying to be disrespectful or anything, but I kind of feel like you're winging this and it's going bad.
0:56.7	Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?
0:59.6	I just want a picture of a goddamn hot dog.
1:03.1	What kind of disco dancing nonsense is going on here?
1:05.9	All right.
1:10.0	Hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Friday edition of TBT, all the show.
1:12.9	That just might be too beautiful to live.
1:15.2	That's the voice of the youth of America.
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