#472 Malcolm Xtra Large with Reggie Conquest

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🗓️ 24 May 2022

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Reggie Conquest converted to Islam over the pandemic. He talks to no religion former Jew current jerk comedian Ari Shaffir about how it happened. Reggie read the autobiography of Malcolm X (who would have turned 97 last week) and gained an interest in religion because of what he read in the book. Reggie knows very little about Islam but he does know what he’s going through as a new convert and that’s what we got into here. Also, Reggie is a big boy so that’s where the title comes from. Get it? I think you get it.

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0:00.0	Dude next time I come on here I'm gonna have so much info. Yeah, I might be garbed up
0:06.0	Let's show this will be more about that to be hilarious
0:09.6	Intiniate dude oh
0:12.6	Man you're gonna be a Malcolm XXL
0:17.8	Stupid stupid
0:19.8	I
0:21.8	I
0:23.8	I don't know I shouldn't have said anything. I should just one on my face. It's the already I'm fast and leave me alone
0:53.8	I
0:57.5	Everybody sorry, I should fear her and I'm a piece
1:01.0	I'm a piece because I have left my religion turned to not only agnosticism which at first when I was a fucking pussy about shit
1:08.2	But then to full on atheism and then later to a place where I didn't really give a shit
1:13.0	It's an irrelevant stop subject kind of like 9-11 truthers like what do you think I'm gonna like I don't care
1:18.2	Like what do you think I happen? I'm like I don't care those people who believe so as a conspiracy
1:22.1	Because people don't believe those conspiracy and then there's most of us who don't give a shit about any of the conspiracies
1:27.3	We just really don't care and that's me and so I was able to take to talk to one Reggie conquest who opened for me in
1:35.6	Buffalo, New York fun and friendly place. We got there like first day of spring and we're able to talk about his new found religion
1:43.0	He just converted to Islam about hood
1:46.4	That's right
1:48.4	Reggie I just found out said he's been doing a lot of yep, that was cool
1:52.8	You can see the Buddha right there if you're watching on youtube.com slash rishafir
1:56.9	Please subscribe by the way, occasional stand-up clips go up there
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