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#471 2022 State Of The Union with Dave Smith

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 17 May 2022

⏱️ 293 minutes

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Summary

Dave Smith joins me to have our annual (except last year) what’s up with America. We covered everything. From the new baby exterminator laws to the current President, to the media’s attack on Joe Rogan, to the crime wave (of which I’m responsible for some) to homelessness, to Elon Musk, to the war in Ukraine. Dave gives an honest and non-biased rundown of all the topics facing America and Americans today. Dave Smith is on a constant quest for freedom and Ari Shaffir is giving him a platform. It’s a long one, but listen to it in installments if you have to because there’s not a single part of this you want to miss. Also, the queen of England has been dead for quite some time.


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Rage Against The Machine - Freedom

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Transcript

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0:00.0

so what like politically speaking what if americans got in the twenty first

0:04.8

century well we got

0:06.5

nine eleven

0:08.6

the war in a wreck and the war in a flash stand we got the fucking we got the

0:13.1

Katrina response we got the crash in two thousand eight the worst economy

0:18.3

we've had since in in fucking eighty years we got the obama phony recovery

0:24.0

where the entire fucking rust belt who fucking obama carried went for

0:28.2

Donald trump because the recovery sucked so much then we got the trump

0:32.2

years which ended in twenty twenty which was the worst year for americans in

0:37.6

modern american history then we got we got a global pandemic where the

0:41.2

response to it was a fucking disaster but we are still more or less that's

0:45.9

what we've gotten we are still doing pretty awesome day-to-day

0:48.8

friday

1:09.6

friday

1:16.8

Yeah, right, freedom

1:26.8

Yeah, freedom

1:34.8

Yeah, everybody and welcome to the 2022 state of the union address with Dave Smith.

1:52.8

Now, it's less of an address, more of an interview, a conversation about everything that's going on in the world with the world's leading comedic libertarian Dave the heat smith.

2:01.8

Now, before we start, I'd like to say a few things. First of all, we're going to focus on some negatives. Obviously, it's going on the world, but I say you don't have to focus on that. I say you can focus on the positives.

2:13.8

Okay, let me tell you the story. I'm in Jacksonville, Florida right now. Swamp Florida.

2:18.8

The whole of the different state than fucking where Miami is. It's a different thing. It's swampy and not just a terrain talking about the people. There's swampy people.

2:27.8

And I met a woman, a nice old lady at the beach who was collecting will searching for shark's teeth.

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