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Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

#473 Festival of Hustlers with Ali Siddiq

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir

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4.66.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2022

⏱️ 180 minutes

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Summary

Former hustler and current standup Ali Siddiq talks with a man who rarely hustles but still does tons of standup Ari Shaffir to talk about all the lessons life gives you. One guy slung dope, the other is one. It's a great conversation from Austin, Texas that brought two cultures together. That taught two peoples about each other. It's a lesson in communication. The boyz realized that words mean different things to different people. But they also realize how similar they were in their upbringing. Even though one dealt drugs, they both remember the space shuttle Challenger explosion. They just kind of had different reactions to it. I'll let you guess which one joked about it as a child and which one thought it was really sad. Ali is one of the best storyteller comedians in the world and he's got a new special out called The Domino Effect which goes a long way towards proving that claim. Check it out now on YouTube.com/AliSiddiq or on his website, AliSiddiq.com.

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The Domino Effect [One Hour Stand Up Special] | Ali Siddiq


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The Music:

Ali Bombaye

Rick Ross - Everyday I’m Hustlin’

John Denver - Flying For Me

Michael Jackson - Bad

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Transcript

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0:00.0

What's hustle work hard? No, that's not what you mean, right?

0:05.0

So if I told my son to hustle

0:09.4

His answer would be just like yours

0:12.7

Because when I said to him he was like what my feet cuz he's only been coached

0:20.6

The way you said it though, I'm like it doesn't quite apply to what you said

0:24.0

It could but not quite I think this might be just different. I'm bringing

0:28.3

But I say hustle it's about

0:32.9

Moving things in the street still got different lingo than you

0:38.7

Illegal

0:40.7

Like what do you mean trash cans inside what do you mean?

0:44.5

I

1:05.9

Well hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to our your first skeptic tank podcast

1:10.0

I don't have got a lovely one for you today

1:12.0

Lovely because guess who's back back in town wait no, how's that how's that M&M song go guess who's back? Oh shady's back

1:21.6

Where did shady go

1:24.3

Where would shady have gone

1:27.9

Guess who's back shady's back

1:30.7

I guess he's just back with another album. I guess he's not saying he went anywhere

1:35.6

On an exciting new episode of already just finally understands black culture we break down M&M

1:41.6

One of the whitest black culture people there are remember when M&M took over and all black people like

1:47.3

That's how white people felt when Tiger Woods came out of the scene

1:50.9

Now it seems like you know who cares who cares?

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