471: Betty White is Dead

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2021

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Betty White is dead. We don't talk about that in the podcast at all. I'm only putting this here cause it just happened and I was hoping that someone finds out she's dead by reading this. Imagine that. Imagine your grandkids asking you "Grandma...do yous remembers hows yous founds outs Betty Whites wass deads?" and you say "Yes, it was from a podcast description text written by an odd Welshman" and they'll laugh as they take you back to your space nursing home in their rocket car.

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0:00.0	Regular regular regular features
0:01.7	A regular regular regular features
0:03.8	A regular regular features a regular regular features a show
0:07.5	Hello and welcome to regular features
0:10.1	The podcast that is exactly the same
0:12.1	Every single
0:13.6	Week
0:14.6	All right
0:16.0	Oh yeah, I'm all right
0:17.6	How are you?
0:18.0	So casual
0:18.5	It's like being Mark Maren's garage.
0:21.5	It's positively.
0:22.9	I don't even.
0:23.5	Are we recording? Oh, we're recording. Wow. Do the clap. Oh, we clapped. Unlike every single week, my name is Gabbyn. I'm joined by Joe Scruggles. Hello. And John Lodblyde. Hey, hope. we'll be doing this week.
0:35.8	I'm going to get out the way.
0:36.7	I've got nothing.
0:37.6	So don't expect anything of me
0:39.5	other than chuckles and giggles and pops. Forget his pops. I'm going to be taking you on a journey down a well back up again and into a wish conch where you'll be making the wishes that will make my feature, I hope, entertaining. And I've been in the back of a cab
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