470: Hello Is This A Elf

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2021

⏱️ 58 minutes

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0:00.0	Regular regular, regular features, a regular regular regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features are show.
0:07.7	Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast.
0:10.5	The podcast that's the same every week.
0:12.9	And like every week, it's Omicron.
0:16.9	It's happening.
0:17.9	It's sweeping the nation.
0:18.9	I thought you were going to say Christmas and you made it so much worse.
0:22.8	Well, Omicron is synonymous with Christmas now.
0:26.3	Omicron is synonymous with cromar. It's my favourite.
0:31.8	Happy Christmas. Are you all right? You are visibly sweating.
0:36.7	I am fine.
0:38.6	I just had a big shower.
0:41.1	Half of your face is white as a sheet, and the other half is red as a beat.
0:45.6	So I don't know what to make of it.
0:47.6	Well, I feel a bit hot in this room, and I can't breathe because my throat's closing up.
0:58.1	Because... Because.... Because you have... I'm excited about Christmas. I'm allergic to features. There must be some features in the room that's
1:08.8	making me constrict. Joe, what have he got?
1:12.4	I don't have anything, but a good friend of mine who plays a bit of guitar and tells a few little secrets is coming in to litigate against us.
1:23.8	Pass me the Benadryl, because I've got a big guff of antihistamine coming away from GAV. What's going on?
1:31.7	I forgot for a second what I was doing. I discovered that DPD ruined Christmas or tried to.
1:41.1	So I try to ruin someone at their office is Christmas,
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