472: Samus Aran's Umpteenth Mince Pie

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2022

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

From our screaming throats to your hungry ears, it's another episode of Regular Features, the only podcast that's got us in it. In this episode, Joe chronicles the greatest number you've never heard about unless you read the episode title. Steve unlocks an exciting new octave thanks to possible permanent scarring of the larynx. And Log rates and review every mince pie within a ten minute mince pie fuelled sprinting distance. Let's go, actually.

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0:00.0	Donald, Donald, Donald, we make for Donald.
0:08.1	Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast, the podcast that is the same every week.
0:14.7	This week, like every week, I am sat in a chair, got my bum, landed.
0:22.7	There's two layers between the chair and my ass tonight.
0:25.5	I want you to know this.
0:26.4	One of them is a pair of pants and the other one of them is a pair of tracky bottoms.
0:30.3	And none of them are making my bum more comfortable.
0:34.7	I'm in a real pickle.
0:37.2	How about you guys? I'm glad you brought it up because me,
0:42.7	Joe Scrabbles, have been in just a dressing gown with nothing underneath for this entire podcast.
0:49.2	I did not know that. I have said a word. Look at this. That's a little hint at the chest with no hair on it that I possess.
0:57.7	And that is all getting.
0:59.1	That is the most I've seen of you.
1:01.6	That's not true.
1:02.4	We've been swimming together.
1:03.5	I will join the Patreon.
1:04.3	Oh, have we?
1:05.5	Have I seen your nip?
1:06.8	Insidious.
1:07.6	You've seen my nips.
1:08.3	We slept in a bed together and you left because I snored too much, lark.
1:12.3	Oh my God, that is amazing that I was the one snoring the least obnoxiously that night.
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