Have you wasted a whole day playing flight wheel?

Now there's turd.

Tird combines the flight of a bird with the crawling of a turtle to create the only flight

wheel that slowly comes back.

First, throw your turd.

Watch it soar up to a half mile away.

When it lands, its turtle legs will extend. And turd will begin his long track home. While turd sluggishly returns, you can spend your debt paying bills. Register yourself online. Plan tomorrow's work. Sort some coins. Repay old bills. Call your brother. Stare. Stair. Moisten your fence wood. Reposition your doorknob. Dig a hole to bury a box. a box and turd is still crawling. Sweep your brother. Stair. Stair. Moisten your fence wood. Reposition your doorkn. Dig a hole to bury a box.

And TIRD is still crawling. Sweep your lawn. Offer your husband a drink. Destroy a pornography

collection. And when TURD crawls back, throw it again and get even more work done.

Thanks for letting me get my work done, TIRD. TIRD. A Cinco toy.

TBTL.

I'm going to give you what I call the tickle test.

If you pass that, then we can carry on with the procedure.

If you believed in anything, you would realize this is why people go to hell. Here I am, Emma here.

You know it, you know.

This is Mr. Senior Love Daddy doing the nasty to your ears, your ears to the nasty.

I has only played the platters that matter, the matters they platter.

And that's the true root. Well well you get a gold star let's get

started well all right hello good morning and welcome everyone to a tuesday edition of tb tl the

show that just might be too beautiful to live is it too oh you got a fish sandwich my name is luke

burbank i am your host.

Oh, la la.

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