#4689 Swinging On A Star

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2026

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

With Andrew out of town, Luke is joined by TBTL Employee Numero Uno, Jon Sklaroff. Jon provides an update on life with a new puppy and the two discuss why the NBA is actually good and Seattle should be excited to see the Sonics come back. And Luke details a foolproof plan to get the goods at Blockbuster.

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0:00.0	Gentlemen to bed, for we leave it first light.
0:04.2	Tomorrow we battle.
0:06.4	And we may lose our lives.
0:09.1	Very good. Very impressive.
0:10.6	It always leave it daybreak.
0:11.8	They never leave at, you know, 9.30.
0:16.4	Gentlemen to bet, for we leave at 9.30-ish.
0:19.9	Ish.
0:21.6	TBTL.
0:25.6	I'm really happy for you, I'm gonna let you finish.
0:27.6	Gentlemen to bet, for we leave at 8.30 for 9.
0:30.6	And we rise at just after day, 7.30, so just after daybreak.
0:35.6	That was really, really, really terrible,
0:38.8	but everyone does that kind of stuff sometimes.
0:42.6	There are five different types of chairs in this hotel room.
0:45.1	What are they all doing in here?
0:46.0	These are five different types of chairs.
0:48.0	Get out of here, man.
0:49.8	There's too many chairs for one room.
0:51.1	You two, you not only agree,
0:53.6	you use almost the exact same words to tell about it.
0:56.1	I think the only promotion I'm interested in is promoting you guys to generals in my friendship
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