#4688 I'm Not The Scrub Daddy, I'm The Daddy Who Scrubbed Up

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2026

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew are feeling giddy on the first day of Spring! Luke is breaking out a fresh Sponge Mommy for the occasion, and Andrew is preparing for a real Shandy Summer. They also get the fascinating background of the famous "Did You Ever Have A Dream" viral video.

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0:00.0	So why would he use his son's gun?
0:04.0	He knew that we would trace it back to that house. It doesn't make sense.
0:08.0	A lot of things don't make sense. Why are nickels bigger than dimes?
0:13.0	That's a good point.
0:15.0	Why does Hawaii have an interstate highway?
0:18.0	Another excellent question. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
0:23.6	I don't know. I couldn't say.
0:27.6	Why'd the Flintstone celebrate Christmas?
0:30.6	When are you retiring?
0:32.6	T, B, T, B, T.
0:35.6	Guess what day it is? T-B-TM T-B-TM
0:41.3	Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is?
0:43.3	It's Friday, Friday!
0:46.3	Gotta get down on Friday!
0:48.3	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend!
0:51.3	And what we did see is we took them turds and we crammed them in between the number there,
0:55.0	so that's one, 30, two, 30, 3 30. It's embarrassing and it's gross, but it's just kind of funny. No dad wants to have this talk with his son, but you're just not eating enough hot dogs. Well, you have found my flabbergast button and guess what? You've pressed it. Hey, look at here, why don't we eat us a few thousand bears and you tell me what's buzzing
1:13.7	in the big bad city?
1:17.0	Well, all right. Hello. Good morning and welcome everyone to a Friday edition of TBTL, the show
1:22.5	that just might be too beautiful to live. Oh, you're going to love the living tweedle out of this.
1:29.3	My name is Luke Burbank.
1:30.3	I'm your host.
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