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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#4669 Glengarry, Glenn Close

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2026

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Luke had a moment that was a little embarrassing and a little gross during his jog this weekend. Andrew had another adventurous Sunday in his neighborhood. They also discuss that time Buzz Aldrin punched a guy. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.

0:04.3

I thought we were having steamed clams.

0:07.0

Oh, no, I said steamed hams.

0:09.6

That's what I call hamburgers.

0:11.3

You call hamburger steamed hams?

0:13.8

Yes.

0:14.6

It's a regional dialect.

0:16.2

Uh-huh.

0:16.9

What region?

0:18.1

Uh, state New York.

0:19.7

Really?

0:24.6

Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams. Oh, not a Utica, no, it's an Albany expression.

0:26.6

I see.

0:27.6

TBTL.

0:28.6

Ahoy!

0:29.6

Hoi!

0:30.6

Hoi!

0:31.6

Is that still a thing?

0:36.6

Aloha means hello and goodbye.

0:39.9

Goodbye.

0:41.4

I was just fixing to get me some grub.

0:44.1

Beans.

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