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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2026

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew try to get to the bottom of art -- from Robert Therrien's sculptures to Lana Del Rey album covers and the most chaotic songs by the Silver Jews. Plus, Luke is obsessed with a couple of podcasting nuns, and can Rich Eisen get Andrew to like Billy Bob Thornton?

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0:00.0	This is outrageous. Where are the armed men who come in to take the protesters away?
0:04.0	Where are they? This kind of behavior is never tolerating in Barakwa.
0:08.0	You shout like that, they put you in jail. Right away.
0:12.0	No trial, no nothing. Journalists, we have a special jail for journalists.
0:16.0	You're stealing, right to jail. You're playing music too loud, right to jail. Right away. You're driving too fast, jail. Slow, jail. You're charging too high prices for sweaters, glasses. You write to jail. You undercooked fish, believe it or not, jail. You overcook chicken also jail. Undercook, overcook. You make an appointment with a dentist and you don't show up, believe it or not, jail right away.
0:40.3	We have the best patients in the world because of jail.
0:43.5	T, B, T, B, T, T, B, T.L.
0:50.7	Guess what day it is?
0:52.7	Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is?
0:54.8	Friday.
0:55.8	Gotta get down on Friday.
0:58.6	You're singing that wrong.
0:59.8	How? I made it off.
1:00.9	Have you all gone insane? This is not good.
1:03.0	The point is at this time of national peril, we all have to do our part.
1:07.5	And by do, I mean don't.
1:09.5	We all have to don't our part. I have never heard someone say so many
1:13.5	wrong things, one after the other, consecutively in a row. Uh-oh. He's starting that funny talk again.
1:23.9	Well, all right. Hello. Good morning and welcome everyone to a Friday edition of TBTL,
1:29.2	the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:32.0	What is this?
1:32.5	Only my favorite podcast of all time.
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