#4639 More Sasquatch Than Man

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2026

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Andrew is spending time in Las Vegas so TBTL Employee Numero Uno, Jon Sklaroff, jumps on the line to check in with Luke about what's happening in the Twin Cities and the podcast world after the first ever Golden Globe was awarded for podcasting. Also, the guys wonder if husband of Best Actress winner, Rose Byrne, fellow actor Bobby Cannavale was justified in not attending the awards ceremony.

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0:00.0	I'm just going to come out and say it. I'm ready to take on the Catalina Wine Mixer.
0:03.0	Oh, whoa, slow down there, Speed Racer.
0:05.0	I know what it entails, and I'm ready to nail it. I want it. Okay, I want the Catalina Wine Mixer. Yo, yo. Hey, D-Man. You're telling what's up. I did. Hey. Hey. Your brother wants a shot at the Catalina Wine Mixer. I'm ready, I'm walking tall.
0:20.0	You think you're ready to run with the bowls?
0:22.0	I've been earning and burning, snapping necks. out of the Catalina Wine Mixer. I'm ready. I'm walking tall. You think you're ready to run with the bowls?
0:22.6	I've been earning and burning,
0:23.6	snapping necks, and cashing checks.
0:26.6	Screw it. Let's let them do it.
0:28.6	Pah!
0:29.6	Okay?
0:30.6	I get it.
0:31.6	Look, Brennan, here's the thing. It's the Catalina
0:32.6	wine mixer.
0:33.6	Okay?
0:34.6	Are you saying pow?
0:35.6	What are you saying?
0:36.6	P. Are you saying pal? What are you saying? PAH! TBTM
0:39.3	Did you ever think that maybe there's more to life than being really, really, really, really,
0:48.3	ridiculously good-looking?
0:50.3	I am a male model, not a male prostitute.
0:53.3	Girls don't even wear that pants that type.
0:55.0	I bet your sister can't even fit the pants.
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