#4618 A Real Mild Card

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2025

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discuss their methods of navigating shoes-off get-togethers this holiday season. Plus, some of Luke's favorite places -- both as a child and an adult -- have announced their imminent closures.

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0:00.0	Sorry, broke the egg yolk. I almost had it.
0:03.0	Had what?
0:05.0	The perfect egg bite.
0:06.0	Enough with the perfect egg bite.
0:08.0	What's the perfect egg bite?
0:10.0	It's everything on your breakfast plate in one perfect bite.
0:13.0	That sounds great.
0:14.0	How do you do that?
0:16.0	Well, it could take you through it if you want to see it.
0:18.0	Alright, well, first you start with a piece of rye toast.
0:23.0	It's got to be nice and dense so it can handle all the weight.
0:26.0	So you take the toast and you put some butter on it.
0:29.2	Now, you got to make sure that you don't put too much butter on because it's got to melt into the toast.
0:34.3	Next thing after that is half a container of purple jelly.
0:38.3	Okay, you mean great?
0:40.3	Yeah, I guess that's great.
0:42.3	Put that on there really nice.
0:45.3	And then here's the Melski secret.
0:47.3	Hash browns.
0:49.3	It both keeps it separate, yet somehow unifiesifies it into one cohesive structure.
0:57.0	After the hash browns, it's time for the ketchup. I put it on in a W-W for
1:02.0	Waza! That's right. And it's also the most efficient way to distribute the ketchup so each
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