#4617 USB-C Your Way Out

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2025

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discuss the hot issues of the day, including USB cable management, various ways to charge ear buds, re-used ziplock bags, and what "30 percent chance of rain" really means. They also discuss why Luke is falling in love with opposing quarterback Philip Rivers, and they hear from a listener who is totally cool with Luke being on TBTL.

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0:00.0	Six-foot ham sandwich.
0:01.8	Okay, that comes with a squirt.
0:04.6	What do you mean comes with a squirt?
0:05.9	We have the Italian squirt, the jalapeno score,
0:09.1	the Parmesan oregano score, the roasted garlic score,
0:11.9	the limited time yellow squirt, limited time seasonal pumpkin
0:14.8	squirt, locale scort, soy score, or a secret surprise score.
0:18.8	I'll try the limited time surprise squirt.
0:25.6	I'll try the limited time yellow squirt, please.
0:30.6	That's nice.
0:38.3	Can I get a pound and a half of that, please? TBTL.
0:39.3	I beg your pardon.
0:44.3	I'll try that again.
0:48.3	A man has...
0:49.3	Can we just go back to the very start of that?
0:51.3	Can you say an apple?
0:52.3	Apple?
0:53.3	Can you say a banana?? Can you say banana?
0:56.2	You want a toe?
0:57.6	I can get your toe.
0:59.4	Believe me.
1:00.8	There are ways, dude.
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