Mark auditioned for improv classes and was turned away from the theater for life. Just to take a class. Yeah, they said, no, no. I'll never forget that. Yeah, we don't want your money. I initiated a scene they said was too violent. Mark, for me, I just need to know how you can go into an improv class just to apply for an improv class and get denied. What happened? Brought my non-checks. Leave those at home. home. I didn't know you weren't allowed to have props or weapons. The whole idea of improv is you're making it up with nothing. I have a mug. Watch. She's incredible a prop work, all right? Okay, now show me, you're flying an airplane. Help! Okay, now you're driving a car? Okay, same kind of thing. A bus? Oh, I can't do that. A bus? I can't do that.

TVTL. It is simply two guys who just wanted to dig a cave. And what was the purpose?

Yeah, what did they want to do with that? They just wanted to dig a cave to hang out was the purpose? Yeah, what did they want to do with that?

They just wanted to dig a cave to hang out.

Love it or hated, it appears to be another irreversible step along mankind's journey toward God only knows what.

I dove deep into your podcast because it's what you do in your turnover.

You're here to make friends.

Making friends is the name of this show.

You are a really good actor.

Thank you. Thank you.

Well, you know, it's just living truthfully in imaginary circumstances and whatever.

Enough about me.

What's on your schedule?

Well, all right.

Hello.

Good morning and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Ready to laugh and drop until your socks come off.

My name is Luke Burbank.

I'm your host.

You paint your bald spot?

One ball spot.

Coming to you from the Madrona Hill Studio, perched high above the mighty Columbia.

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