#4613 A Comedy Of Errols

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Luke made it to Seattle this morning, despite Alaska Airlines playing a very dangerous game with his schedule. Meanwhile, Andrew is insulted on behalf of Counting Crows, and listener Talia shares a story about a tense airport moment with a government official.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	What are you guys doing here?
0:02.0	Emergency band meeting.
0:03.0	I'm working.
0:04.0	You're not working, you're just holding a sign.
0:06.0	Yeah, well, I got the job because we didn't have any gigs.
0:08.0	How can I give you a gig if you've got this job? Yeah, but that's why I got the job, because there were no gigs. Well, I can't get you a gig if you're going to always go and do a job. I needed the job because there were no gigs.
0:18.0	Well I've got you a gig, so what's with the job?
0:20.0	Yeah, but that's it. That's the thing.
0:22.0	I got the job because there were no gigs. Well, I've got you a gig, so what's with the job? Yeah, but that's it, that's the thing. I got the job because there are no gigs, man. It's a chicken egg situation. What do you mean? What's he mean, chicken? Well, you know, what came first the chicken or the egg? Oh, that's a relevant, doesn't it? Orality. Stupid. The chicken, obviously. Well, where did the chicken come from? Well, it came from the...
0:39.3	Ah.
0:40.3	You see the egg.
0:42.3	You're the egg.
0:44.3	You're a bad egg.
0:45.3	T.
0:46.3	T, B, T, B, T.
0:48.3	Guess what day it is. Guess what day it is?
0:56.0	It's Friday, Friday.
0:59.0	Gonna get down on Friday.
1:01.0	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
1:04.0	It's garbage.
1:05.0	All I've been thinking about all week is garbage.
1:08.0	I mean, I just can't stop thinking about it.
	...

Transcript will be available on the free plan in 18 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from TBTL, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of TBTL and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.