460: Sock Horror Flashback

Regular Features

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4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2021

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

There's no time to waste. In this episode Joe concocts his very own VHS cassette horror anthology. Steve reports his very own fading feature memories. And Log purports his very own sock tipperies and trickories. Is that even what purports means? There's literally no time to google "define purports". I'm sorry, we really have to get on with this. Hey google, define purports. Oh wow, yeah okay that's not even almost the correct usage of the word.

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0:00.0	Regular regular, regular features.
0:02.0	A regular regular, regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features are regular features a show.
0:07.5	Hello and welcome to regular features.
0:10.1	The podcast that you know is the same every week.
0:13.2	Do we know it yet?
0:14.7	I think we do.
0:15.7	Well, it's how it works.
0:18.0	I'm joined today by two of my very best bosom buds. Oh, hello. I'm Joe. Thank you. That's brilliant. And Steve, what's your name? You beautiful boy. My name is Steve and this week? That's enough. I don't to hear no more from you. You've said enough. I can see your face moving. It's delightful.
0:39.3	I'll tell you what my feature is tonight.
0:40.1	It's about socks.
0:41.2	Sox, sock, socks.
0:42.9	The footwear of the beast.
0:48.3	So have you got anything for us?
0:49.9	That you have.
0:57.6	I have been looking at descriptions of horror films on Wikipedia. and I feel like I've learned a thing or two.
0:58.6	So I'm giving it a shot.
1:00.8	I wish I'd never let you finish that sentence.
1:03.8	I hope I don't equally regret what Steve's got to say. I've been deep diving into the archives of regular features as archives to find old features that caught my eye.
1:14.6	No, that's terrible.
1:15.5	Nice.
1:15.9	I'm almost glad I let you finish that sentence without interrupting.
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