461: Poison Wasp Mount

Regular Features

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4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

As people who absolutely freakin' love magpies always say: one for joy, two for joy, three for joy, four for joy, five for joy, six for joy, seven for joy, eight for joy. Nine? Ah what the heck, that's for joy that is. Ten is also for joy, why not. And eleven to boot! Twelve... hmm, best not get greedy. But for joy. Teehee. Twelve is for joy too, just don't tell anyone. :) In this episode, Log petitions Nintendo to make him a rideable mount in the new Zelda. Steve is definitely not a bunch of wasps wearing a Steve-suit. And Joe finally succumbs to the poison coursing through his incredible body. Let's get this showboat on the rowboat.

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0:00.0	Regular regular regular features
0:01.7	A regular regular regular features
0:03.8	A regular regular regular features
0:05.8	Oh
0:07.1	Hi
0:09.0	No you can't do that
0:12.0	That's not how you introduce anything
0:13.6	I welcome really big to regular features
0:18.4	You're ever so tall
0:22.6	and we're so little
0:24.9	and we're full of features for you.
0:29.4	How's that, Steve?
0:30.4	Do you like the start of that?
0:31.6	He's not talking.
0:32.4	My internet cut out,
0:34.6	so whatever you just did, I didn't hear.
0:37.7	Oh, well, it was really sexy, Steve.
0:40.3	You're going to love it.
0:41.8	All you know, all you need to know is that we're really small and full of features.
0:47.0	Steve, what are you got for the big people coming in?
0:50.7	Well, I'm incredibly tiny, and I've made some friends who are about the same size of me.
0:59.7	What the big people like to call wasps.
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