458: Richard Simmons' Melancholy Watch

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4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Get this reader on the table, we need to operate NOW! Nurse, pass me a syringe full of Matt forgetting if he's ever owned a watch. I'm going to make a two-inch incision and insert Joe griping about his comedy heroes being sad about death. WE'RE LOSING THEM. We're going to have to do it- Nurse, I understand your reservations but we have to no TIME. We're going to try an experimental technique which involves shoving Log talking about yoga directly into the reader's spinal chord. We lost them. This never gets easier. Time of death: whenever this podcast description ended. I'm going to get a pork pie. "Raving Energy (faster)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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0:00.0	Regular, regular, regular features, a regular regular, regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular, regular features, and I'm going to regular features episode 4508, I believe.
0:13.9	Quite.
0:14.8	I'm here, sat in my sweaty knack-knacks, and I'm going to start this adventure into feature world with you.
0:24.0	But not just you. I've got a couple of friends to help me on the way. Quite.
0:29.0	Who's that speaking? I want to know your full name. It is I, Reginald Matthew Lees,
0:34.6	Squire, the fourth. And what have you got for us tonight, you beautiful boy?
0:38.6	I am also sitting here, stewing in my sweaty necks, and I'm going to talk to you about the fact that I have a watch on my wrist.
0:47.8	That's right, ladies, count them.
0:50.2	It's a watch.
0:51.3	Have I had a watch before?
0:52.9	I don't know.
0:54.0	I can't wait to find out how that unfolds like a folding watch.
0:59.1	Who else is there? Who else is hiding around here that needs to speak up,
1:02.6	lest they never talk throughout the whole podcast?
1:06.6	Hey, sir, it's me, Dum Dum Joe, the Pop Boy,
1:10.3	and I've got a feature about Bob Mortimer.
1:16.2	That's all I've got.
1:18.2	I don't think I like this new sixth member of the podcast.
1:21.6	Can you show Joe in, please?
1:23.7	No, I said I'm Dum Jum Joe, the Pop Boy.
1:26.3	I was sort of getting into just what we were doing as a sort of regency downtown abbey situation.
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