457: Episode One Redux

Regular Features

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4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2021

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

The three original feature boys return for a very special reunion episode, never to be repeated, just like that time The Beatles went up on the roof and refused to come down until Linda McCartney invented frozen vegan sausages. Matt revisits his thoughts on Torchwood. Log treats us to a high-defintion re-release of some half-remembered Steve-on-Matt canoodling. And Steve ensures we'll never have sponsorship for at least another ten years, by reprising the one good feature idea he ever had.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome. What's the number? 4-5 Summit. Hello and welcome to episode 4-5-something of the regular features podcast.
0:09.0	Summit, Matt. He said Summit.
0:11.5	4-5 Summit or order of the regular features podcast. It's been 10 whole years, 10 years, 10 years, 10 years of this. But now, today, we've
0:24.5	checked the calendars and it's actually the 10 year anniversary of the podcast. That last one a few weeks
0:30.2	ago that I completely forgot about. It wasn't real. Forget about it. Put it in the bin with the
0:35.3	Mayans. This time, it's real. For the real, for the real day, it in the bin with the Mayans. This time... Try run. It's real. For the real...
0:39.5	It was the rehearsal dinner. This is... You're in it now. You're in it now.
0:44.7	That was a derrily triangle. This is the fucking boss.
0:49.0	Oh, I was the same set to wall of cheese, but don't really get those, do you?
0:54.7	No.
0:55.5	The Derely triangle.
0:57.2	At one end, the cheapest cheese is the Derely Triangle.
1:00.1	And then, of course, there is the wall of cheese in Israel.
1:03.0	You just run into.
1:06.8	The bravest man runs full pelt and just immerses himself fully in the wall of cheese.
1:11.6	He doesn't come back out and you can't tell him because he wants to stay in there.
1:15.9	But when you grab his wrist, his wrist flinches from you.
1:19.8	Do you know that David Hasselhoff performed when they pulled the wall of cheese down?
1:23.8	It was very, it was poignant.
1:26.6	My granddad has a piece of cheese
1:28.7	In his drawer
1:29.8	And so it didn't
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