455: The Chicken Killer | The Official Podcast

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4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2025

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Get 25% off HelixSleep sitewide: go to https://www.helixsleep.com/official Get 25% off your Fitbod subscription or try the app for free: go to https://www.fitbod.me/official Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access (try now with 7 DAYS FREE): go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men Three close man friends gather around to talk about the most traumatic and upsetting assassination from this last week. This is the Official Podcast. Every Sunday. Links Below. THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 455: Recorded 10/09/25 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men or https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 00:33 What Even ARE Accents? 05:45 Banning Jackson From Every Country On Earth 10:21 Chinese Spies 15:00 Snitches Get Stitches (Sometimes) 27:29 Kaya’s Guessing Game 35:27 Are Animals TRULY Intelligent? 51:35 Devs Are Mad at Team Cherry for Procong Silksong At $20 1:15:17 Elderly Conned by Romance Scammer Posing as Stranded Astronaut 1:35:57 Wrap --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Thank you. Hello, it's my turn to do the intro. That's right. The strongest, true-bloodedest American of us all. And I'm doing this intro because I have a question. It's not even a topic. I have a question. I just want to hear this. And Jackson, it's about you. It is literally about you. I need you to do me one favor. Just one question. Can you say the word contestant for me? Like a contestant on a game show.
0:57.1	Okay. Is that how you say it normally? Like contestant?
1:01.6	Contestant. Okay. See, you say it like how I would expect, but I've been, I've been watching some stuff online, some TV game shows or clips of things or whatever.
1:11.6	And in New Zealand and Australia, I often hear them say contestant.
1:18.3	That sounds like, that says New Zealand.
1:21.5	That sounds like a New Zealand accent.
1:22.7	Is it more New Zealand?
1:23.9	Every word.
1:26.1	Yeah.
1:27.2	I mean, yeah.
1:28.3	What? You're just discovering how accents work? Yeah. They don't say, though. They go like, yeah. No, they don't. The a. They vomit every time they do. I'm going to the. The ass shop. The ass store store Stroke every sentence Look
1:44.2	I just see Jackson is blind
1:46.2	To his own accents
1:47.3	But that's how you sounds
1:48.5	Like all the time
1:49.5	I'm a pretty
1:51.0	No I'm a pretty good barometer
1:52.3	For Australian accents
1:53.8	NAR
1:55.0	Yeah okay no
1:57.0	NAR
1:58.5	NAR is
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