454: How To Get Colourful Sperm | The Official Podcast

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🗓️ 7 September 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Get an extra four months of ExpressVPN for free: go to https://www.expressvpn.com/official Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access (try now with 7 DAYS FREE): go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men Three close man friends gather around to talk about colourful swimmers. This is the Official Podcast. Every Sunday. Links Below. THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 454: Recorded 03/09/25 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men or https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 00:45 People Keep Dying Because AI is Telling Them To 06:43 Colourful, Glow in the Dark Cum (idk how we got here already) 12:06 Vaginas and Penises 20:32 Women's Names Are Trendy, But Men’s Names Are Forever 29:36 Public Pools Are Gross 35:22 Trying Not to Wash Your Hands Too Often 52:53 Turkey Is All Street Food 55:28 Cumming in Swimming Pools & Coffee 1:19:02 Back to the AI Suicides 1:08:18 The Loneliness Economy 1:15:53 Wrap --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Thank you. I'm Hi
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0:34.5	That's the whole
0:37.4	That's the whole intro's the whole intro.
0:38.2	That's it.
0:38.5	We're done.
0:38.9	First topic.
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0:46.6	I think Jackson actually has some because he keeps sending me news articles for dummies.
0:51.8	We keep killing themselves because the chat bot tells them to. Do you have a few of those lined up for us to laugh at again? I feel like it really blew up after last week. There was that one kid, well, I think he was like a 17 year old who killed himself. Everyone's doing it now. Yeah, now it's cool. Now it's the new challenge. Now it's, you don't have street credit until you kill yourself because in AI I told you to, I guess.
1:13.7	Everyone's doing it.
1:15.1	Yeah, there was some new ones this last week that kind of just, I don't know what to think.
1:21.3	Were you one of them?
1:22.9	Yeah, almost.
1:24.1	I thought so.
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