456: Eating A Friend | The Official Podcast

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🗓️ 23 September 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Get four months of ExpressVPN for free: go to https://www.expressvpn.com/official Get 25% off your Fitbod subscription or try the app for free: go to https://www.fitbod.me/official Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access (try now with 7 DAYS FREE): go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men Three close man friends gather around to talk about consumption of friends. This is the Official Podcast. Every Sunday. Links Below. THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 456: Recorded 17/09/25 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men or https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:22 The Jackson-less Bonus Was a Smash Hit 05:09 How Much Would You Need To Be Paid To Have a Body Part Eaten? 32:12 Borderlands 4 Drama 46:56 What Happened to NFTs? 54:20 KPop Demon Hunters (And Movie Theaters) 1:06:04 Doom Scrolling During Sex 1:11:02 Wrap --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	race the rudder raise the sales raise the sales captain and unidentified ship approaching over
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0:38.6	We sold it, on eBay.
0:40.4	Oh, that's not quite what I meant.
0:41.9	It's free to sell on there?
0:43.2	Free to sell.
0:44.3	Easy too.
0:45.3	Sold Benny's bike, your guitar, my jacket.
0:47.7	You sold my guitar?
0:50.7	Shall we talk about Benny?
0:52.9	When it's this easy to sell for free,
0:55.2	you can't help but say you when it's eBay.
0:57.6	Things people love.
0:58.9	T's and Cs apply, exclusive vehicles. You know, Hello, welcome to the official podcast episode 456.
1:37.1	It's a pleasure to be in front of you talking to you guys yet again with me,
1:41.4	Kaya and Andrew.
2:01.0	I don't have my webcam on, guys, my camera on because it's my camera's all packed up for something. So no camera for me, but the other two should be looking at you right now, having a beautiful staring. Fuck this. Okay, never mind. Yeah. I don't want this. Bye.
2:01.8	All right.
2:02.3	Black screen.
2:02.8	See you guys.
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