#4547 JokeGPT

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2025

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

After Andrew’s failure to help Luke with his stand-up routine, Luke turns to A.I. for some jokes. Plus, Morrissey is ready to sell his stake in the songs he wrote for The Smiths, and you know he’s serious because he set-up a gmail account and posted it on Instagram.

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0:00.0	I'm really sorry. I am. I'm sorry.
0:03.3	Yeah, it sounds to me like you're sorry you f*** up, but not, you know, not for what's underneath it.
0:11.7	I apologized. That's what's important.
0:14.4	It doesn't matter if you apologize if it's not sincere.
0:17.3	Apologies don't have to be sincere. It's just the act of the apology itself. It's only, all that matters is if you're acting sincere. That is literally the only thing an apology has to be is sincere. Oh, God, well, I completely... Otherwise, it's just words. I'm acting sincere. Of course I don't believe it.
0:34.9	TVTL. TV.
0:41.0	Last time I checked, audio was the second most important part
0:44.0	of the audio video experience.
0:45.8	So it's the least important part, right?
0:47.8	I just wish we'd talk about my hobbies too.
0:49.7	What hobbies do you even have?
0:51.3	Not really a hobby, but I'm pretty good
0:52.6	at alienating significant others. And I'm going to take tea and take a sip of it and spit it into each and every one of your
1:00.0	mouths.
1:01.0	Oh, it'll burn me, but it'll burn you twice.
1:05.0	Burn me once with tea, shame on me.
1:08.0	Burn you twice in your own mouth.
1:10.0	Shame on me. Burn you twice in your own mouth. Shame on everybody involved.
1:15.4	Well, all right, hello.
1:16.5	Good morning.
1:17.3	And welcome to a Thursday edition of TVTL,
1:20.6	the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
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