#4546 House Of Flies

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2025

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Andrew has learned how to properly pronounce the word “pestilence.” Unfortunately, it’s because he’s dealing with it right now. Meanwhile, Luke is shocked by the list of careers he can choose from while applying for a new credit card.

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0:00.0	You swear that the testimony you were about to give this committee is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing about the truth to help you God.
0:05.0	I do. Please take a seat.
0:07.0	Senator Yvis, it's your time.
0:10.0	Gregory Hirsch, executive assistant to Tom Wamsgans, correct?
0:15.0	Yes. Yes, if it is to be said.
0:19.0	I'm sorry? If it is to be said, so it is to be said. I'm sorry?
0:24.5	If it is to be said, so it be, so it is.
0:26.9	Are you all right?
0:28.4	Yes.
0:33.2	I merely wish to answer in the affirmative fashion.
0:34.9	You can speak to us normally.
0:35.4	Okay.
0:36.4	No, thank you, sir.
0:39.4	So I shall.
0:42.4	TBTL.
0:47.2	Can't you say anything in a normal way?
0:50.1	The answer, sadly, is not yes.
0:57.7	What I like to do is first lay down a kind of syncopated beat that isn't so much about what it is altogether.
1:01.2	It's more about the modulation and what it is once it starts.
1:03.2	It's a little bit of a groove.
1:04.7	You have no reflexes.
1:08.9	Your blood tastes like root beer and some of your bones appear to have vanished.
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