#4521 Muttley Crüe

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2025

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discuss the bizarre story of police arresting Chuck E. Cheese -- in full uniform -- in the middle of the restaurant in front of kids and their parents. They also find some time to review mugshots of politicians from the early 2000s.

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0:00.0	Do you know what you get when you hire a Party Down catering team?
0:03.0	At Party Down, we have a simple motto. It's your party. You deserve to enjoy it. But how are you going to enjoy the party if you're worried about whether the shrimp cocktail's been sitting out too long, or is there enough ice, or do the guests think the party is lame? Are they stealing stuff? Are they going through the medicine cabinet because they're nosy or because they think they might find something that'll give them a rock and buzz? I used to do that last thing.
0:02.0	Not anymore.
0:23.6	Cleaning it's over.
0:29.6	Wow, that, that is quite a motto.
0:31.6	TBTL.
0:34.6	Apparently, I've never been on live television before, but apparently sometimes I don't watch the news because I'm a kid.
0:50.0	You can't be serious.
0:51.6	Oh, I'm serious, baby.
0:52.7	I am Yahoo! Serious F.M. Welcome to the World Serious of Seriousness, I'm serious, baby. I am Yahoo Sirius. I'm Serious FM.
0:55.2	Welcome to the World Serious of Seriousness, sponsored by Honey Nut Serios.
0:59.2	Are you all right?
1:00.4	No.
1:01.6	No, I'm confused.
1:03.1	I want to be the bad boy of public radio, like Elvis Mitchell.
1:07.9	This party is going to be off the hook.
1:12.1	Well, all right.
1:13.1	Hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:19.9	Gotta have that root beer.
1:22.3	My name's Luke Burbank.
1:23.4	I'm your host.
1:24.1	As Jay would say, he's got flow.
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