#4520 Kings Of Deion

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

One of Luke’s biggest sports heroes from his childhood died this week. He tells Andew all about the late Ryne “Ryno” Sandberg. They also discuss Deion Sanders’ surprisingly candid and inspiring announcement about his serious health situation. And Luke’s got a Jeopardy! hot take that he needs to air out.

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0:00.0	What is my perfect crime?
0:02.0	I break into Tiffany's in midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son, and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another
0:38.3	lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
0:44.4	TBTL. Are you all right? No. No, I'm confused. Nothing makes sense to me anymore.
0:55.0	This face is not my face.
0:58.0	If my consonants sound weird, it's because I have imbibed liquor.
1:02.0	Can you say an apple?
1:04.0	Apple?
1:05.0	Can you say banana?
1:07.0	Hoorah la la la la la la la la la la la.
1:10.0	Stay patient, people.
1:11.6	Stay patient.
1:12.7	This is going to be worth it.
1:13.7	I promise.
1:15.0	Maybe not.
1:15.6	Maybe not.
1:16.2	But it's worth it to me.
1:20.6	All right.
1:21.3	Hello, good morning.
1:22.1	And welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful
1:26.9	to live.
1:27.6	Oh, and the adventure begins again.
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