451 – Meanwhile in Another Dimension
Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men
Jay Edidin & Miles Stokes
4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 3 June 2024
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
In which we remain fascinated by Magneto’s robot butler; murder is Logan’s love language; the Juggernaut punches a hole in reality; Professor Xavier makes it weird; and Storm lectures several gods.
X-PLAINED:
- Silly mutant powers
- Uncanny X-Men #368-369
- X-Men #88
- Alan Davis’s X-Men run
- Magneto’s robot butler
- Joseph’s funeral
- Nun-sense
- A voyage to another dimension
- Eyebrow power
- Ejulp
- The Trion
- The other Gem of Cyttorak that’s like the first one but somehow worse
- Several comas
- Juggernaut vs. Juggernaut
- Evil, kind of
- Vacationing with X-Men characters
- Illyana Rasputin and Rachel Summers
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| 0:00.0 | You know, Miles, I wish more mutants had stupid powers. |
| 0:05.0 | What, like, Siena Blaze? |
| 0:07.0 | No, I don't mean poorly thought-out powers. |
| 0:10.0 | I mean powers that are just useless, or awful or or maybe useful under bizarrely |
| 0:14.8 | specific circumstances like like ugly John. |
| 0:17.6 | What was his deal? He had three faces all of which were ugly. |
| 0:22.0 | Good for him. Or I'd settle He had three faces, all of which were ugly. |
| 0:22.9 | Good for him. |
| 0:24.1 | Or I'd settle for straight up silly powers, like Morgan Red. |
| 0:28.1 | He can transform up to eight ounces of organic material into... |
| 0:31.9 | Inorganic material? |
| 0:33.0 | material? |
| 0:34.0 | Chocolate. |
| 0:35.0 | What? What? I'm Jay Edden. And I'm Miles Stokes. And we are here to explain the X-Men. |
| 0:52.0 | Because it's about time someone did. |
| 0:54.0 | Welcome to episode 451 of J and Miles Explain the X-Men |
| 0:58.0 | where we walk you through the ins, the outs, and the ret cons of comics greatest |
| 1:01.0 | superhero soap opera. |
| 1:02.0 | And welcome to some nonsense, but, uh, Jay, you sound a little rough. |
| 1:07.0 | Have you been doing like Farrell's voice in your free time or something? |
| 1:10.0 | Maybe. |
| 1:12.0 | Oh, that seems dangerous. |
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