452 – Hot Nothing

Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men

Jay Edidin & Miles Stokes

Arts, Books, Visual Arts

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

In which Magneto is not full of mirth; nobody real or fictional likes Fabian Cortez; when you’re a speedster, every problem is a metaphorical nail; The Zealot makes some valid points; and when Quicksilver declares himself your conscience, it’s time to examine your life.

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0:00.0	Hey Jay, so did Magneto keep his powers after House of M?
0:05.0	Oh, hell no.
0:07.0	But he did get them back.
0:09.0	Obviously.
0:10.0	How?
0:11.0	Well, first Magneto went to the High Evolutionary who...
0:15.0	Evolutioned him?
0:17.0	Built him a fancy battle suit that replicated his powers.
0:20.0	Then the High Evolutionary made a Fancy Powers restoring machine with parts that they'd stolen from the shiar.
0:26.0	Apocalypse.
0:28.0	The dreaming Celestial, the ancient cosmic giant who slumbered under the earth for 20,000 years before judging humanity and becoming a statue in Golden Gate Park.
0:35.6	What? I'm Jay Eddidden and I'm Miles Stokes. And we are here to explain the X-Men.
0:53.0	Because it's about time someone did.
0:55.0	Welcome to episode 452 of J and Miles
0:58.0	explain the X-Men where we walk you through the ins, the outs, and the rat cons of comics greatest superhero soap opera.
1:03.0	And welcome to more Magneido, the magnetic gift that keeps on magnetic giving and also probably sticks to your fridge.
1:10.0	I mean, it would if it keeps on magnetic giving that's true well there's also like there's the
1:15.5	attraction attraction is you know sort of taking it's pulling right I don't know
1:18.9	maggots how do they work are you saying that you find Magneto attractive? I mean, look at his
1:25.8	hair in the cartoon these days. Yeah, oh that's his morally ambiguous hair. I think his morally ambiguous hair maybe his most attractive hair like I love him as a good guy with a super long hair but that morally ambiguous hair I mean you know I've said this before on the show and I say it again I love a good mullet.
1:43.0	It gets great volume of that length too.
1:46.0	Probably because of all the magnetism.
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