Sorry to interrupt your breakfast, but our overseer wanted to say a quick hello.

Overseer, Benjamin, this is Lucy and Titus.

Hey guys, just wanted to say hi.

Hello.

And obviously, welcome to Vault 4.

Just some housekeeping, a few things to be aware of.

Stay out of level 12. Obviously, we'd prefer you not go there.

Oh, and we only have one foosball table.

So if you want to play, you gotta sign up.

If there's no pencil on the sign-up sheet, please let me know.

I do have pencils.

Oh, and if you're unfamiliar with how the bathrooms work, just ask.

Asking is less embarrassing than getting it wrong.

Trust me, we've had incident after incident with newcomers.

Okay, that should cover it.

Any questions or concerns beyond foosball or pencils or bathrooms, birdies available.

And once again, welcome to Vault 4.

We're glad to have you.

TBTL.

That was really, really, really terrible, but everyone does that kind of stuff sometimes.

It happens like once, or twice,

or three times in every life, or twice.

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