#4503 Big Mac And Me

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew try the Tiktok “Big Mac Challenge” to see if they can each eat the double-decker burger in one minute or less.

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0:00.0	How do the little piggies go?
0:02.0	That's right.
0:04.0	Oink, oik!
0:06.0	Now, show me how the piggies eat.
0:08.0	This is your trough.
0:09.0	Show me how the piggies eat.
0:12.0	You good boy, show me how the piggies eat.
0:15.0	T-N-N-N-B-TL.
0:25.3	Guess what day it is.
0:27.6	Guess what day it is?
0:29.5	It's Friday, Friday.
0:31.9	Gonna get down on Friday.
0:33.9	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
0:36.9	You call hamburger steamed hams yes it's a regional
0:40.9	dialect i see you got them snakes and sparklers but where's good stuff man good stuff
0:46.8	this is the good stuff so you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats no rolling
0:52.8	candles or screaming mimis no oh come on man you don't got no lady cats, no rolling candles, or screaming memies?
0:54.6	No.
0:55.7	Oh, come on, man.
1:19.8	You don't got no lady fingers, buzzbuttles, snicker bombs, church burners, gut busters, zippity doodas, crap flappers? No, I don't. You're going to stand there owning a fireworks, Dan, and tell me you don't have no whistling bongholes, No spleen, splitters, whisker biscuits, honky lighters, husker do's, husker don'ts, cherry bombs, nips and daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
1:24.5	No, snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
1:32.1	Well, all right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Friday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
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