#4501 Twisted In The Wind
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 2 July 2025
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
Luke is weirdly intrigued by a new Tiktok food challenge that he might try live on TBTL. Andrew is breaking open container laws in an attempt to win the title of Mr. North Aurora 2025. And an artist is fooled into thinking she’s selling her work to Lady Gaga when it was really an imposter, but she still got paid, so….?
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, as you prepare to go back and deliberate, I would |
| 0:04.0 | just like to take one more opportunity to let the evidence speak for itself. |
| 0:10.1 | They say a picture's worth a thousand words. |
| 0:15.5 | I think we can all agree this one's worth at least 2,000. |
| 0:18.2 | This one's also very good. |
| 0:19.3 | It's framed quite well. Could arguably be upwards of 3,000. This one's also very good. It's framed quite well. Could arguably |
| 0:21.6 | be upwards of 3,000 words. This one, ladies and gentlemen, I'm not going to lie to you. I'm |
| 0:26.6 | not here to lead you astray. This photo is a little blurry. This one's worth about 25 words, maximum. |
| 0:31.6 | But if you take a look at this one, this is actually a photo of me. I'm not sure how this got in here, but I look great. You can see here I cut my ex-husband out of it. This one might be worth no more than 25 words or so. Here's the defendant again. Not a great photo, 50 words max. This is actually me further after the divorce when I've got a bit more color back in my face and my smile is reaching my eyes. |
| 0:56.0 | That's about 9,000 words. |
| 0:58.0 | You can see that I'm really coming, I'm turning my life around, I'm coming back from the heartache in this one. |
| 1:03.0 | I can't, I can't show you that photo. |
| 1:06.0 | If you do, if you add up, if you do the, if you add up and do the mouth of all the photos, |
| 1:12.6 | there's a lot of, it's a lot of words in here. |
| 1:15.0 | I'll give you a chance to look those over. |
| 1:17.0 | Take a good look at those. |
| 1:18.1 | Actually, could I have the one of me and my ex back? |
| 1:20.6 | It's a really nice photo of me. |
| 1:22.9 | I need this for a dating profile. |
| 1:25.1 | TBTL. |
| 1:38.3 | I'm shaken, my time was shaken, my head was shaken, my arms was shaken, my legs, my feet too. Well, he bid all the he dogs and winked at all the she dogs. |
| 1:42.3 | The town never knew such a hullabaloo as that little dog |
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