#4500 Titanicly Drunk And Extremely Regretful

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2025

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Andrew is excited to receive an email from one of his favorite podcast hosts. Luke is anxious about an upcoming party that he doesn’t have time to prep for. And they discuss the age-old “quality vs quantity” debate when it comes to pizza.

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0:00.0	Hey dummies. A while back you guys explained that scuba is an acronym.
0:06.0	That's for self-contained underwater breathing apparatus.
0:09.0	Did you know that the word tuba is also an acronym?
0:13.0	That stands for terrible underwater breathing apparatus.
0:17.0	Power out.
0:18.0	TBTL Hello
0:24.5	Did you say hello?
0:27.2	No, I said hello
0:28.2	But that's close enough
0:29.5	What kind of trouble are you two brewing
0:31.1	Oh, we're just shooting the shit
0:33.5	It's not every day
0:35.7	I get up with it for real, radio star. Oh, no, podcast star.
0:39.3	Radio's dead.
0:40.3	I am not going to talk about myself.
0:41.3	I'm going to talk about you.
0:42.3	And if I talk about you, I think I'm going to talk about me.
0:46.3	You know, it's just living truthfully in imaginary circumstances.
0:49.3	What is this guy trying to do?
0:51.3	Is this supposed to be what bozo's thinking or saying what guy it's bozo
0:55.8	bozo did it bozo did what bozo did the dub he's doing the dub bozo is not a guy have a good show
1:05.7	dummy what you do is so important well all right hello good morning and welcome everyone everyone to a Tuesday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be
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