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Perfect Person

45: Arrested By The Booty Patrol (w/ Hassan Khadair)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Hassan Khadair joins the show to discuss a caller's classmate crush that she hugs daily, a booty patrol car that is WORKING, and a relationship anniversary conundrum.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a head gum podcast.

0:02.8

Hello, welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm perfect in you're a person.

0:21.2

Obviously, I scarfed a tuna sandwich 15 minutes ago.

0:27.4

This before my guest arrived, amazing, I sort of had it and it was an olive oil tuna.

0:32.8

Yeah.

0:33.8

I'm always wondering if you'd smell it in the studio.

0:36.9

You know, it's, I picked up on it, but you don't know, I'm kidding, you're fine walking.

0:42.3

The place smells like tuna.

0:43.8

Right.

0:44.8

You're practically wreaking with the stuff.

0:46.2

This is disgusting.

0:47.2

Is there a tuna boat out back?

0:48.2

I know.

0:49.2

What's going on really?

0:50.2

I'm really sorry.

0:51.2

Well, obviously I'm here with Hus and Kader.

0:54.0

Thank you, you know him from just all over the internet as the spooky little voice of

0:58.7

Mickey Mouse, the puppets, from your commentary stuff, from your podcast, bad days, Hus and

1:03.4

welcome to the show.

1:04.4

Thank you.

1:05.4

Thank you.

1:06.4

I'm happy to be here, excited to help people.

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