meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Perfect Person

46: Sociopathic Surprise Party (w/ Reilly Anspaugh)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Reilly joins the show to increase the giggles per minute, and take calls about uninviting wedding guests, an evil surprise, and a villain with bronchitis.

FOLLOW REILLY

           - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness)

Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm   

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast.

0:17.0

Hello and welcome to Perfect Person.

0:18.0

The show where I'm perfect and you're a person this day started

0:24.0

with a very sore bum from me.

0:29.0

I went to physical therapy.

0:32.0

For your ass?

0:34.0

For my ass, my legs, my shoulders.

0:37.0

My body is sort of crimpling and I went to physical therapy.

0:41.0

They worked me out.

0:42.0

Well, I say physical therapy, but it wasn't a physical therapist.

0:46.0

It was a personal trainer.

0:48.0

But I'm sort of, and I hate you.

0:49.0

You know what?

0:50.0

Honestly, this is what I'm coming out of my shell.

0:53.0

Because I said physical therapy.

0:55.0

So as to be like, look at me, poor little me at physical therapy.

0:58.0

I went to, I did personal training.

0:59.0

You went, you worked out.

1:00.0

I worked out with a trainer.

1:01.0

Right.

1:02.0

I had a trainer train me to make my body good.

1:04.0

So you lied?

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Miles Bonsignore, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Miles Bonsignore and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.