44: Locked Out Of My Dorm Naked (w/ Rainie & Will)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Ciao! It's the Wrecking Ball Crew back in the studio to discuss Will's pitches for the soundboard, losing keys to your college dorm, a drug dealing boyfriend conundrum, and a mother in law who cannot stay away from the zoo.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm perfect and you're a person.
0:21.7	Today I woke up really early and I got a little chocolate doughnut.
0:27.2	I took Julian for a walk and I walked him with the baby Bjorn, the baby Bjorn, the baby
0:33.1	carrier.
0:34.1	We went to a coffee shop and they said, hi, and I said, I'll have an espresso with chocolate
0:38.6	doughnut and a seltzer.
0:39.6	And I thought the seltzer would be gritties, but it was a bottle and I did pay for a lot
0:45.3	of it.
0:46.3	Why did you think it would be gritties?
0:47.3	Because often I feel that seltzer should be gritties because what are they adding bubbles?
0:51.6	Yeah, I know.
0:52.6	That's not my problem.
0:58.3	I'm obviously joined by the wrecking ball crew.
1:01.7	I'm here with the wrecking ball crew, Rainy Tall, Will Whitworth.
1:05.5	Ciao.
1:06.5	We came in like a wrecking ball.
1:07.6	Yeah, we did come in like a wrecking ball.
1:09.4	I was thinking about that this morning.
1:10.9	My always calls it the wrecking ball crew.
1:12.4	It's a reference to I love you, man.
1:14.3	I love you, man, but I always think about my like Cyrus freaking nude as hell swinging
1:19.2	on that.
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