I need your creative input. I have spent the better part of the last three years developing a portable miniature microwave oven.

Unfortunately, legal just informed me that the name we settled on for our bite-sized microwave, the bite-nooker, is highly offensive to those who speak either French or Dutch.

A Franco-Dutchman would pronounce it, Betnuker.

Hey, that's awful. I'm sorry, Miss LaRoche van der Hoot. Legal, rejected, all of our ideas. Every one of the names we came up with was offensive in some language, including English, Frank. They knew what a hot Richard was? TBTL.

What I'm about to propose to you is both highly lucrative and highly dangerous.

That doesn't seem like your particular brand of vodka.

Help yourself to as much food as you like and have a safe journey, no hard feelings.

Otherwise come with me.

Boys can be funny?

I don't know. I've never found a boy funny. Well, I think boys can be funny, okay?

I just think maybe they haven't had the opportunity to be funny for as long as girls have.

Do you ever kind of look at each other and go, aren't we a couple of dapper dans?

Well, that should take care of those two evil geniuses for a while.

I hope that they've learned their lessons that computers are built by people,

for people, to help people, not to control us.

This is perfect for radio.

All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TVTL the show

that just might be too beautiful to live.

There's a waste of time to do that.

My name is Luke Burbank.

I am your host.

I'm a professional.

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