#4468 The Booty Keeps Score

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Andrew reports back to duty after yesterday’s colonoscopy. And Luke finds a new Seahawks promo personally triggering (and also pretty cool.)

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0:00.0	Hold it. Is that lip you're having for breakfast?
0:04.0	Sure. Haven't you heard? Fiber is really good for you.
0:07.0	Well, there's fiber and then there's high fiber. Try this.
0:12.0	Hmm. Bowling blow. Sounds delicious. But is it really higher in fiber than my oat brand cereal?
0:20.0	Take a guess. How many fiber than my oat brand cereal?
0:21.6	Take a guess. How many bowls of your oat brand cereal would it take to equal the fiber content of one bowl of colon blow?
0:28.6	Two.
0:29.6	Guess again.
0:30.6	Three.
0:31.6	A little higher.
0:33.6	Four?
0:34.6	Keep trying.
0:35.6	Five.
0:36.6	No, you'll have to do better than that.
0:39.3	Seven?
0:40.3	Guess again?
0:41.3	Eight?
0:42.3	We'll give you one more guess.
0:45.3	Nine.
0:46.3	Not even close.
0:47.3	It would take over 30,000 bowls.
0:51.3	To eat that much old brand, you'd have to eat ten bowls a day every day for eight and a half years.
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