#4467 Grounds Rules
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 15 May 2025
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
An innocuous conversation about lawn care becomes a serious exploration of the human condition. Luke also tried a new beverage that blew his dang mind in New York City last week. It’s called “Iced Coffee.”
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| 0:00.0 | Your Honor, this guy has been making bootleg Simpsons merchandise. |
| 0:05.0 | Bart Scampson. He is quite a scampson. |
| 0:09.0 | Scampson. |
| 0:10.0 | Bart Scampson. |
| 0:13.0 | Like the music, ska. |
| 0:14.0 | Scah. |
| 0:15.0 | Scah. |
| 0:16.0 | Scah. |
| 0:17.0 | M-gat-M-gat-M-gat-gat-mgat-mgat-mgat-mgat-mgat-you know, ska. |
| 0:19.0 | I just thought withP, misspelled. |
| 0:21.1 | You don't know SCA? |
| 0:22.3 | In all your education, you've got to go to law school and everything, |
| 0:24.9 | and judge school or whatever it is you go to, |
| 0:26.3 | and you don't know the word SCA? |
| 0:27.5 | Welcome to America, friend. |
| 0:29.4 | I do not have a problem in general with bootleg Simpson's merchandise, |
| 0:33.0 | but this is the worst pun ever. |
| 0:34.7 | It's a thinker. You've got to think about it. TVTL. |
| 0:41.1 | For the next little while, it's going to be you and me together alone. |
| 0:45.9 | I want you to lock the door and turn the phone off |
| 0:48.8 | and really concentrate on what we're going to do. |
| 0:51.2 | Who do you see when you look in the mirror? |
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