446: Jake's Birthday Gift

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2020

⏱️ 50 minutes

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In this episode we discuss virtual reality, virtual currency, and the perfect present for a 35 year old.

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0:00.0	This is a head gum podcast.
0:30.0	I found that to be a phenomenal song. That was great. I really liked it. Yeah. It was really,
0:55.8	it was really cool and groovy just like we are. We're just sort of too cool, dude. Obviously,
1:00.9	yeah. The song matched that vibe that I want to put out there. We're a movie. That was an actual
1:06.1	one. We're kind of, that was an actual cool song. And when you described it as being fitting to us
1:11.4	because we're groovy, you, you, you undid everything that song set up for the show. If you could have
1:18.9	been cool, if you could have been cool when the show started, that would have fit. Do you know what I mean?
1:27.3	I was just saying that we're a couple goals. I know what you're saying. And that song was kind of
1:32.0	heard. Your hair is getting grayer as you're talking. It was a current mood. I was going to say,
1:40.4	and it fit our mood. It was a friae banger. Okay. And I'm actually going to pour myself a
1:49.6	rosé to celebrate friae rosé by the C-shore. Now that's groovy. This guy wants us to give a shout
2:01.2	out to his new EP called Cocaine Lemonade out on all streaming platforms August 7th. Wow.
2:07.6	Two days, two days after my birthday. Oh, that's right. So not only do you have a birthday this
2:12.4	week, but Cocaine Lemonade comes out this week. Pretty, pretty exciting August. Yeah, that's a great
2:17.9	August. I might play that shit. I might play that shit. I remember when I had my party. That guy's
2:23.8	name was sugar, shigard, s-i-g-u-r-d. So maybe he's from a faraway land or maybe he's not. And that's
2:31.7	fine too. I'm afraid of saying anything wrong, including this word saying anything wrong. So I'll
2:40.2	move on accordingly. Thank you. For everything that you could get canceled for it's not going to be
2:48.7	saying, Sigurd is from a different land. Holy shit, they're coming after me. No.
2:56.4	Oh, when the quarantine started, I remember all those March and April birthdays thinking like,
3:01.6	you, you sad saps, you guys don't get to celebrate your birthday during quarantine, like all of us
3:07.2	at a different part of the year, like your birthday in August will be fine. And then my birthday
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