In this episode we discuss various Zoom meals we recently shared with Broadway royalty, then a question or two about porn and having sex during quarantine.
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0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
0:30.0 | Remember the days when you made all the Jake and amiss now you're getting all mad. |
0:40.0 | Remember despite using faith that you're the man. |
0:47.0 | Tuning now to if I were you, podcast hosted by these two dudes. |
0:55.0 | Tuning now it's quite swell. |
0:59.0 | The more you likely know you were. |
1:03.0 | Jake's the pinch, amiss a nerd. |
1:07.0 | And together they deserve to be heard. |
1:11.0 | And when push comes to shove, they will break up with their girlfriends and realize that they've always been in love. |
1:20.0 | Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, na-da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. |
1:33.0 | If I were you show. |
1:36.0 | Great. |
1:38.0 | Great song. |
1:39.0 | I love the twist ending, that's an interesting factoid that we would get out of our relationships and be with each other. |
1:46.0 | Yeah. |
1:47.0 | That's a fun little end to our story. |
1:49.0 | Yeah, that's fucking... |
1:52.0 | I agree, but it's a cool final act. |
1:55.0 | You have to admit. |
1:56.0 | Yeah, I mean, there's no way. |
1:59.0 | I mean, like, we're not compatible. |
2:03.0 | It's not even at all. |
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