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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2020

⏱️ 50 minutes

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In this episode we discuss Jake's tattoo, Amir's enemy, and a real crazy bride.

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0:00.0	This is a head gum podcast.
0:30.0	And the podcast, your drink, your sauce, your sauce, now.
0:42.0	Beautiful haunting rendition from an Icelandic friend.
0:47.4	You know this Icelandic man who wrote this song and performed it for us.
0:52.6	You do as well.
0:53.6	That's Ragnar.
0:55.2	The Ragnar?
0:57.2	That's right.
0:58.2	Do you remember Ragnar?
0:59.5	Yeah, he beat the shit out of me in Reykjavik.
1:03.4	We were waiting to get in line to a party and I saw this fucking six foot eight inch
1:09.0	in Norwegian God and I said, what'd you get on your SATs, bro?
1:13.5	And he uppercut me.
1:14.8	He uppercut my chin and he split my lip open.
1:19.6	He did the sort of like a suitcase, like a double bag.
1:22.5	He tossed you like a like you were a carry on.
1:25.3	Yeah.
1:26.3	Into the ocean.
1:27.3	Yeah.
1:28.3	Fuck, it's so good that this guy.
1:30.7	Why are you keeping in touch with him?
1:32.3	Because I thought we all agreed that he was kind of a kind of a judge.
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