445 - Prude Not Crude

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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We compete in the shmores of kids, Timon met a celebrity, Jake got a new mattress, and Brad "ruined a kid." Check out Good Ranchers and use code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Happy Wednesday ghosty, oh, start again.
0:04.8	Happy Wednesday ghosties.
0:07.3	Hey, Jake, timing.
0:09.3	Valder, get off my high horse here.
0:11.6	There's a church sign across the street from where we, like close to where we live.
0:15.6	And it says, quotation marks, we are also a capital S school period. Valder, get off my high horse.
0:27.0	It's ridiculous that if you're bragging about how you're an education system, you're capitalizing
0:31.8	school. Yeah, this is a bit of an oxymoron, it's like hey take us seriously yeah we are as you
0:41.6	spell something right right huh is that what's happening like hey we're not just a church we're also a
0:47.7	school yeah s k oh unless it's like big c church little c church kind of thing but i'm like i don't
0:53.4	think that's it.
0:59.1	I think you just said school for some reason with a capital S and it bugs the heck out of me.
1:02.9	I'm like, Valder get off my high horse, I would never send my kids there.
1:03.5	Yeah.
1:06.7	I think, yeah, they're not putting their best foot forward.
1:12.2	I would say, I don't want to, I don't want to go to your church. I bet you have a lot of capital S sin. Sin. I don't want to go to your church. I bet you have capital S serious issues. Yeah. I don't
1:22.3	want to go to your church. I bet you have capital S psychopaths. Yeah, exactly. Serial. What's worse? Capitalized in the S psychopaths. Psychopaths. Yeah, exactly.
1:28.0	Serial.
1:29.0	What's worse, capitalizing the S and saying we are also a capital S school or saying
1:34.5	we are A-L-L-S-O-A school?
1:37.9	We are also a school.
1:39.8	Or just two different words.
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