446 - Bering Strait

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2025

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

We learn about Jake's dating history, Brad encountered a racist dog, are are joined by Timon's friend, Zack. Check out Good Ranchers and use code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Check out Cozy Earth and get 40% off site wide with this link: http://www.cozyearth.com/ghostrunners Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Let's do it, Jake. Let's do it.
0:02.0	Oh, my gosh.
0:03.3	Timon.
0:04.5	What are you?
0:05.8	That's not timing.
0:07.0	You grew 50 pounds and went down three octaves.
0:12.7	Yeah, I'm sorry.
0:14.5	That's my bad.
0:15.9	I'll work on that.
0:17.3	We've got Timon's friend, Zach, here in the studio with us today.
0:22.0	Timon is currently cheating on us with another local Kansas City content creator. That's right, guys. We bought
0:29.5	this house for $250,000 and we're going to... I thought you were doing Timon at first. It's like,
0:34.7	this is not close to how time and talks. You're doing
0:38.7	our Egyptian friend. I was trying to do Johnny Yusuf. So guys, I bought this house for $250,000.
0:44.5	I put $100,000 into it. And I'm, guys, I'm thinking I'm going to pass out of it for $550,000.
0:50.0	And I think it'll be really good. That's way too, way too Indian. Like that sounds like he works at 7-Eleven.
0:56.3	But you know what I mean.
0:57.6	It's,
0:57.9	it's kind of close to Johnny.
0:59.3	Yes.
1:00.0	Well, the only Egyptian I ever knew
1:01.8	before Johnny was the Prince of Egypt.
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