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Ghostrunners

444 - Be A Beaver

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

52.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2025

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

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Transcript

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0:00.0

5 p.m. coffees boys. Hey. How we feeling? Good, dude. It's crazy. It's crazy.

0:06.2

Main Street Roasters provided the beans for this. It's awesome. Yeah, we were able to work out a deal

0:10.5

with our friends in the Netherlands. And yeah, yeah, got a little Dutch Bros. Coffee here,

0:15.0

straight for Main Street Roasters. And it's an evening pod. feeling good. I was standing in line at Kudoba, Mexican Grill, the other night.

0:21.9

Jealous.

0:22.6

And I'm thinking to myself, for a reason, I was thinking, man, it's been a few days.

0:26.8

I got nothing written down on my podcast notes.

0:28.8

And so I open the notes on my phone, and I'm getting ready to just, like, think through, like,

0:33.8

what do I got?

0:34.6

What's going to happen? And then the heavens open up and something appears

0:37.9

before me. Right then the guy's like, hey, I can get your order. So it's like, okay, burrito,

0:44.3

I'll do white rice, double chicken. He starts getting it ready. And then he like calls to the guy

0:48.8

like at the cash register, hey, double chicken for the guy in the white sweatshirt. I'm like, okay.

0:54.0

He's like, really let him know.

0:55.4

And he's like, Brandon, Brandon, white sweatshirt, double chicken.

1:00.0

Got it?

1:01.0

And I was like, this is what it felt like he's doing.

1:03.7

Hey, this guy in the white sweatshirt, he looks like a real scumbag, right?

1:06.1

He's going to try to tell you it's single chicken.

1:07.7

It's not double chicken.

1:08.5

Trust me. to tell you it's single chicken it's not it's double chicken trust me yeah this guy's deceiving you

1:11.1

yeah you see he's got piercing blue eyes but don't be deceived i'm just like saying like what did i do

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